::::::: I try to answer most of the questions with 'yes' or 'no' :P :::::::
1. Asked someone to marry you?
Yes
2. Kissed one of your friends?
Yes
3. Danced on a table in a bar?
No
4. Ever told a lie?
Yes
5. Had feelings for someone who you can't have?
My new Nikon maybe :P
6. Ever kissed someone of the same gender?
No (Yuck)
7. Kissed a picture?
NO
8. Slept in until 5 PM?
Yes
9. Fallen asleep at work/school?
No
10. Held a snake?
No
11. Been suspended from school?
No
12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant?
No
13. Stolen something?
Yes (pencils, scissors, tools...)
14. Been fired from a job?
No
15. Done something